traits of this naan

• very much half-baked
• stiff on the outside but soft on the inside
• has a very addictive personality
• likes to be eaten with mushrooms

previously this naan

• lived in the freezer of edyfi nyc (winter in nyc = cold)
• has been topped with too much butter (is currently a healthier weight)
• has dreamed of going a-naan-ymous